I make no bones about it: I’m overweight. As such I have no legitimate ground to say anything particularly disparaging about other overweight people. One of those “pot calling the kettle black” kinda things. I get that. But, damn son:

 

 

Everything you just saw has “Typical American” written all over it (let’s throw in a little Homer Simpson for good measure). Obviously there is the morbidly obese aspect to this story. But also notable is that this clown is essentially invoking his right to be fat (proudly, at that), the ridiculous sign he scribbled wrote in protest, and the sense of entitlement he seems to have by demanding service despite running up an unpaid tab at a buffet (how do you get a tab at a buffet? Inquiring minds would love to know that one).

If this dude spent as much time exercising his body as he did exercising his rights…OK, let me stop.

– ACL