If you haven’t quite gotten enough from Herman Cain, I’m happy to inform you that he’s back in the game again. Herman “Directa yo feetsa to Daddy Cain’s Pizza” Cain has released yet another surreal video, this time featuring a creepy little white girl apparently killing a goldfish. The message (at least one can speculate) supposedly suggests how the economy can’t survive solely based on stimulus spending from the government, using the dying fish as some kind of metaphor. I’m not making this up:
…cue the collective sigh of relief from comedians across the country. They now have job security.