As reported by the Detroit News, University of Michigan Athletic Director Dave Brandon said he “still has work to do” in order to complete his evaluation of head football coach Rich Rodriguez (“Rich Rod”). In short, over the past three years, the University of Michigan’s football program has boasted one of THEEE worst collections of seasons in its long and storied history. Rich Rod has been at the helm during this disasterous run. Thanks to the miracle of modern technology and the wonders of time travel, the humble host of this blog has managed to get my hands on a sneak peak of Rich Rod’s upcoming evaluation:

Coming to a Big House near you.

**UPDATE: MyFox Detroit is reporting that Rich Rodriguez has been fired.**

**UPDATE: University officials have indicated no decision has been made. The MyFox Detroit article has been removed. The drama continues.**

**UPDATE: The firing is back on again, as confirmed by the University’s Athletic Department. They’re saying he was “relieved of his coaching duties”, a gentle euphemism for “kicked out on his ass.”

– ACL

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