I simply can not make stuff like this up…
Larry Craig and David Vitter — “two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity” — have named themselves as co-sponsors of S.J. Res. 43, the Marriage Protection Amendment. If passed, the bill would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”
So Larry “I’m not gay. I just have a wide stance” Craig and David “I love dem hookers” Vitter are co-sponsoring a bill to protect marriage?!
It’s days like this where I really wish I went into comedy. I’d never run dry on material.